Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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