She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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