I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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