I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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