your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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