Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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