lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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