she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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