you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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