I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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