his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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