Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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