if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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