Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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