Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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