is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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