You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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