Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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