he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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