i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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