She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
