Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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