So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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