At least make sure they are 18
Why
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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