after a month anything with tits is on the radar
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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