my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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