after a month anything with tits is on the radar
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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