apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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