At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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