you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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