I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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