i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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