please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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