apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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