...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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