Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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