what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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