So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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