I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
