Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I forgot how hot balto sounded
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Boobs are out for the taking
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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