Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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