He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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