Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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