Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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