hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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