her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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