I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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