thus making me awesome and them whores
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You don't make any sense
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