JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
this is an emotional support booty call
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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