marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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