i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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