you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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