I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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