i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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